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Gawkers

- by Ragnar Brynjúlfsson © 2009

Unexpected events happen when a couple of friends go to spy on the girls at the local nudist beach, only to find there are just guys there.

Spying on the Nude Beach

Sam and Gary, two teenaged boys, are hiding in the bushes. Sam has a pair of binoculars and is looking at a couple of nude guys sunbathing on a nearby rock by the ocean.

Gary

Let me see.

Sam

Wait, I'm just gonna...

Gary

There is one over there.

Sam

Where?

Gary

There!

Sam keeps looking through the binoculars, ignoring where Gary pointed, a little while longer. He's looking at a hot guy sunbathing on some rocks.

Gary

Why are you just looking at the guys?

Sam

I'm not. I just can't spot any girls.

Gary

Let me see, I think I saw one...

Gary grabs the binoculars from Sam and peers through them. Sam looks secretly admiringly at Gary.

Sam

See any?

Gary

Yeah, I think so. She's kind of hidden behind a bushes.

We see what Gary is seeing, the back of a long haired blond person.

Gary

Oh, wow! She's really hot!

The long haired person stands up and turns around, so we see it's a young man. Gary yanks the binoculars from his eyes.

Gary

Uh!!! It's a guy!

Sam

Let me see.

Sam takes the binoculars and looks at the same place. He sees a hot blond guy stretching his arms in the air.

Suddenly we hear the sound of a breaking twig behind them. Gary looks up and sees a hulking big bear of a man standing over them in the nude.

Gary

Sam...Sam...Sam!

Not until Gary pinches Sam does he turn around to see what's going on. The man looks pissed at having found two voyoures in the bushes.

Bear

Well, well, well. What have we here?

Sam

Wha...?!?

The two boys fly up and run as fast as their legs will carry them in opposite direction. The bear is not really bothering giving a chase and just stands there laughing to himself.

Sam

Ruuuun!

GARY

It's this way!

SAM

Gary? It's this waaaa....

In a spot of trouble

Gary is headed away from the beach through some bushes, while Sam is headed along the top of some rocks. All of a sudden he makes a wrong turn, slips and falls of the edge of a precipice overlooking the beach. Incidentally it's just above where the blond guy he had been staring at was.

SAM

....aaayyy!

Luckily for Sam, his shorts are caught in a branch, and that stops him from hurtling all the way to the ground. On the downside, he is left hanging upside down by his shorts, that are now around his ankles.

A group of nudists that was there jump up and prepare to catch him.

Ricky

Are you okay?

SAM

Oh?!?

Sam tries to cover himself up, but as he does his feet begin to slip out his shorts, and he's falling.

Ricky

I'll catch you!

Despite his best effort, Ricky is unable to catch Sam, and they wind up in a heap on the ground.

Ricky

Sam?!?

Bear

You know him?

Sam

Ricky?

Nudist woman

Boys!

Ricky

Yeah dad, he's in my class.

Bear

Are you hurt?

Sam

I'll live.

BEAR

Good! Then why don't you join us for a barbeque?

Ricky

Well?

Sam looks at Ricky's naked body.

SAM

(embarrassed)

Gulp...

Bear

It's much nicer than hiding in the bushes with a pair of binoculars.

Ricky reaches his arm out to Sam, and helps him up.

Sam

Uh...I guess.

Bear

Good! We'll fish down you shorts later.

BBQ

Sam and Ricky are enjoying some tasty burgers, while Bear, who's actual name is Mr. Bugby, is making some more in the background.

Caption

Later.

Sam

Thanks, Mr. Bugby. These burgers are great!

Bear

You're welcome.

Ricky

Maybe you should invite Gary along next time.

Sam

Nah...I think he prefers the bushes.

In the bushes

Gary is hiding in the bushes overlooking the beach, looking down on them through a pair of binoculars.

Gary

(thinking)

Damn, Sammy is always so lucky. Both burgers and naked guys!

-- THE END --