Unexpected events happen when a couple of friends go to spy on the girls at the local nudist beach, only to find there are just guys there.
Spying on the Nude Beach
Sam and Gary, two teenaged boys, are hiding in the bushes. Sam has a pair of binoculars and is looking at a couple of nude guys sunbathing on a nearby rock by the ocean.
Gary
Let me see.
Sam
Wait, I'm just gonna...
Gary
There is one over there.
Sam
Where?
Gary
There!
Sam keeps looking through the binoculars, ignoring where Gary pointed, a little while longer. He's looking at a hot guy sunbathing on some rocks.
Gary
Why are you just looking at the guys?
Sam
I'm not. I just can't spot any girls.
Gary
Let me see, I think I saw one...
Gary grabs the binoculars from Sam and peers through them. Sam looks secretly admiringly at Gary.
Sam
See any?
Gary
Yeah, I think so. She's kind of hidden behind a bushes.
We see what Gary is seeing, the back of a long haired blond person.
Gary
Oh, wow! She's really hot!
The long haired person stands up and turns around, so we see it's a young man. Gary yanks the binoculars from his eyes.
Gary
Uh!!! It's a guy!
Sam
Let me see.
Sam takes the binoculars and looks at the same place. He sees a hot blond guy stretching his arms in the air.
Suddenly we hear the sound of a breaking twig behind them. Gary looks up and sees a hulking big bear of a man standing over them in the nude.
Gary
Sam...Sam...Sam!
Not until Gary pinches Sam does he turn around to see what's going on. The man looks pissed at having found two voyoures in the bushes.
Bear
Well, well, well. What have we here?
Sam
Wha...?!?
The two boys fly up and run as fast as their legs will carry them in opposite direction. The bear is not really bothering giving a chase and just stands there laughing to himself.
Sam
Ruuuun!
GARY
It's this way!
SAM
Gary? It's this waaaa....
In a spot of trouble
Gary is headed away from the beach through some bushes, while Sam is headed along the top of some rocks. All of a sudden he makes a wrong turn, slips and falls of the edge of a precipice overlooking the beach. Incidentally it's just above where the blond guy he had been staring at was.
SAM
....aaayyy!
Luckily for Sam, his shorts are caught in a branch, and that stops him from hurtling all the way to the ground. On the downside, he is left hanging upside down by his shorts, that are now around his ankles.
A group of nudists that was there jump up and prepare to catch him.
Ricky
Are you okay?
SAM
Oh?!?
Sam tries to cover himself up, but as he does his feet begin to slip out his shorts, and he's falling.
Ricky
I'll catch you!
Despite his best effort, Ricky is unable to catch Sam, and they wind up in a heap on the ground.
Ricky
Sam?!?
Bear
You know him?
Sam
Ricky?
Nudist woman
Boys!
Ricky
Yeah dad, he's in my class.
Bear
Are you hurt?
Sam
I'll live.
BEAR
Good! Then why don't you join us for a barbeque?
Ricky
Well?
Sam looks at Ricky's naked body.
SAM
(embarrassed)
Gulp...
Bear
It's much nicer than hiding in the bushes with a pair of binoculars.
Ricky reaches his arm out to Sam, and helps him up.
Sam
Uh...I guess.
Bear
Good! We'll fish down you shorts later.
BBQ
Sam and Ricky are enjoying some tasty burgers, while Bear, who's actual name is Mr. Bugby, is making some more in the background.
Caption
Later.
Sam
Thanks, Mr. Bugby. These burgers are great!
Bear
You're welcome.
Ricky
Maybe you should invite Gary along next time.
Sam
Nah...I think he prefers the bushes.
In the bushes
Gary is hiding in the bushes overlooking the beach, looking down on them through a pair of binoculars.
Gary
(thinking)
Damn, Sammy is always so lucky. Both burgers and naked guys!
-- THE END --
